'Frenchship' be damned!...

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Michel Barnier - not only pompous,
but barmier and barmier...

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Bugger me, so I did!...
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I'm trying to think of a joke involving puns and old 

45s that Tim Vinyl like. "I think you just did!"...
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Here's hoping the two-horse race to the White House
isn't won by the stable genius...
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I've got my mask on, Mr President, so I'll try and
write as loud as I can. IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?
What a dick...
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The Buggles are sad to announce that, after a protracted
battle, Covideo finally Killed The Radio Star. Turns out
the song's really infectious, so they urge everyone to
wash their hands after listening to it. Thank you.
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If you're going to fly anywhere, fly off the handle - you
won't need to go into quarantine when you return...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 9)
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