all very unsavoury...

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My girlfriend's sweet - though
some say she's a little tart.
A matter of taste?...

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Last Night of the Proms classic 'Jerusalem' may not 

have been 'murdered' (as the Twitterati suggested), 

but the lack of so many BBC Symphony 'members'

was certainly akin to an orcastration, haha...

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GBBO: What's coming up on the telly that excites
me? Not sure, but I know 'Hollywood's diverse
dozen' dozen't...
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Ethiopian coffee at £50 a shot? What the hell do you

nibble with that? An exceedingly rich tea biscuit?...

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You'd have to be drunk to buy a £50 coffee. And 

the coffee would have to be drunk, too. Very, very 

slowly...

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