An asset to his country? Well, he's halfway there - he's an ass...

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The thicker the man, the thinner the skin -
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Donald Trump (EQUUS
FERUS CABALLUS): stable
genius, indeed... (17 Not-at-all-Sillybles)
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cross all you've got, and pray he won't win...
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Awkward lies: they may cost Trump a shot or
two when addressing a golf ball, but he's more
than happy to fall back on them when
addressing a nation. They're not even that
awkward, to be honest...
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ELEPHANTOM - pachyderm rumoured to be
hanging around his old haunts...
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PACHYDERMATITIS - as if the Elephant Man
hadn't suffered enough!...
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