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Those offended by
the use of full stops should get
a life. Period.
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(17 Syllables, Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, August 30)
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If ":oscopy" means "colonoscopy", does ";oscopy" mean
"semicolonoscopy"?...
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"You court a woman...you take her...then you take her
to court": a jolly Depplorable approach to women?
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I've never red Brown...
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Veni, Vidi, Da Vinci: I came, I saw, I wrote my way to riches...
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Seems Cambridge University's syllabus has suddenly
gone West...Kanye West. I believe they're now calling
it a rather sillybus...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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