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Thank God for my multiple personality
disorder - at least we can give ourselves a
group hug...
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Andy Murray may have exited the US Open early, but at least
the money he made will have paid for his overheads - not to
mention most of his serves and volleys...
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Woman bakes 6ft Mr Darcy cake...
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I always thought Colin Firth's Mr Darcy was one of telly's most
celebrated beefcakes. Suddenly he's a sponge cake. How the
mighty are fallen!...
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The live-action remake of Mulan has no musical numbers,
apparently. Why not? The original musical version did so
well. Mulan Rouge, I believe it was called...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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