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"The sod is being replaced at no cost to taxpayers,"
said a White House spokesman. Sadly, he was only
referring to damage to the White House lawn
following last month's Republican convention.
Bugger, got my hopes up there for a moment...

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(Trump campaign to pay for White House lawn damage)

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Hammersmith Bridge is closed. Get over it.

Er, how?...

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Who the hell's going to fund the Hammersmith

Bridge repairs? No idea - I guess they'll cross 

that bridge when they come to it. Or drive to

the next one...

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Bloody hell, that Hammersmith Bridge has got

one hell of a temper. Bit like my neighbour. 

Wouldn't want to cross either of them!...

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Tennis: how to tell which Williams sister is which -
Serena's the more excitable one. Venus is serener.
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