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Lionel Messi goes from Barcelona to
Barca loner. A very messy business...
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(Stop Press: Messi to STAY at Barcelona. A Barca loner no longer!)
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"BACK OF THE NET!flix". They shoot, they score! Harry
& Meghan must be laughing all the way to the bank...
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Spurs fanatic Trump (bone spurs fanatic)
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"Is he an asset to his country, Pete?" - "Well, he's 3/5ths
of the way there, Tom - he's an ass"...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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