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BLACK OLIVES MATTER - you can't make a salad

without 'em (well, not a Greek one, anyway)...

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Dumb and Dumber...

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My brother and I 

are as thick as thieves. "As two

planks, more like" says dad... 

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(No thanks to good old dumb and mad. Oops! Mum and dad, I mean)

(17 Syllables)

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JUST A MINUET - an early dance-based radio panel game...

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CHOPIN LISZT - 'don't forget the tomato Suppé,' Mozart 

reminds his Mrs...

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At least 93% of our confused, rudderless Government 

is lost in a swamp of meaningless statistics, according to

78% of those canvassed...

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HONOURMATOPEER - word mimicking sounds uttered

only by Knights of the Garter...

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At least Princess Beatrice wedding mugs come complete

with a handle you can fly off when you notice the £40.00

price tag!...

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