Breaking the Rule of Six...

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"FORGIVE ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE MINGLED"...

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Isn't laughter meant to be the best medicine? Couldn't 

the Chief Medical Officer have alleviated our pain 

with the odd Whitty-cism?...

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If counting backwards can help us cope with pain 

(news item), I rednow rehtehw gnitirw sdrawkcab nac?

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Two B's, or not two B's?...

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ABBACUS - Swedish
group you could always count on -
for a cracking tune...

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(17 Syllables, Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 15)
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People say they're on the phone for HOURS trying to
get a Covid test. Talk about a ring... ring... ring...
ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...

ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...

ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...

ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...
ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...
ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...
ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...
ring... ring...ringing endorsement of the system. Not!
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A wall that's plastered is rendered; a human who's
plastered is rendered useless...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 16)
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I only use the very brightest of paints. So bright in
fact, that if it ever runs when I'm decorating the
local gym, it does so on the spot. Probably because
the sign says 'No Running Indoors'...
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Why send Sasha Swire to social Siberia? Wouldn't 

sending her to Coventry be far enough?...

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DUTCHESS - member of the Netherlands monarchy...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 13)

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SOCIAL DISDANCING - what the Strictly contestants

will be doing...(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Sept 22)

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