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Haiku writers don't
commit crimes - they have a fear
of long sentences...
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(17 Syllables)
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NEVER SAY DIA-PER - I don't care what the Americans
call it, Bond - over here it's called a nappy, OK?...
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Lethargy doesn't run in our family - it WALKS! (Except to
school, of course - they insist on being being driven. Sort
of proves the point, I guess)
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Not sure why there's a fertiliser crisis, seeing as there's enough
of it coming out of the PM's mouth to see us through at least the
next couple of years...
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