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I wish the only
thing banks declined were Latin
nouns - and not my card! 😢
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(17 Syllables)
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MARQUEE DE SADE - a man in tent on enjoying himself...
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What does my postcode say about me? It reflects my
curiosity: Who else has the same one as me: NE1 1NO?
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Oops, seems Maradona's daughter's getting a bit (No 10) shirty!
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No, a waistline that's more than half my height doesn't
mean I'm overweight - it means I'm undersized!...
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Only £6 million? Steve Hodge gave the shirt off his
back to get Maradona's, and now it seems we've all
got the opportunity to do the same...
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Will Panorama want to investigate Rishi Sunak's
wife's non-dom status? Or might Netflix get in
first with a non-dom rom-com?...
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Non-stop news of impending travel chaos at Easter
eggs me on...to, well, stay at home.
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When a dominatrix retires, is there a whip-round?
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 14)
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