Last of the bottom feeders, that's me...

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I may not know my

haddock from my pollack, but

I DO know my plaice...

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(17 Syllables)

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Ants who can sniff out cancer? (news item). Maybe they

could be trained to be medical consult-ants?...

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I made some hot buns cross this Easter. Filled' em with

cheese and caramel... #FuckTadition

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Who does footballer Mason Greenwood play for? - "Call

Yourself A Man?" United. #GiggsGreenwoodTheBeautifulGame

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How many of the parties still interested in buying Chelsea FC is

Boris Johnson believed to have attended? #FixedPenaltyNotices

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Cocktail party, 

Birthday party,

Dinner party,

Tea party... 

- the four parties believed to still be interested in buying Chelsea 

FC. Boris Johnson is known to have attended them all. Garden 

party and Surprise party are the latest to have dropped out...

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