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One Ferguson will
always be worth more than ten
Hag. Sorry, Erik...
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To be perfectly honest, I don't think even
TWENTY Hag could save them right now...
(17 Syllables)
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HOLY MATRIMONEY - marriage to a sugar daddy...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 25, 2023)
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"When I eventually pop my clogs, it's not being pronounced
dead that bothers me, it's being pronounced CORRECTLY,"
said Mr Swyzinswkyzty...
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What are the chances of Ukraine NOT winning the European
Song Contest? Not quite the show of support they're really
after, methinks...
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Forge a new entente cordiale? I thought the Tories were the
law and order party? Forgery's a crime...
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Donald Trump wants the Queen to strip Harry and Meghan
of their titles? Won't happen. The Queen's not a stripper...
#TheresYourHeadline
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Seems Nicola Sturgeon has an unusual memento of her
recent visit to the barber's: a brush! (with the law, haha)
#NoFurtherAction
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