One of life's mysteries...

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HOPE SPRINGS

ETERNAL.

ALICE SPRINGS

DOESN'T...

...and no one knows why. As someone once said 

to me, some things are not meant to be understood.

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What's the betting the Commons porn-watching guilty party 

turns out not to have been a party at all?... #Partygate2

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TRIPE ADVISOR - try it with onions...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 7)

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'In Liz we Truss,' says Boris. The rest of us? Not so sure...

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Why does Emma Raducanu have to change coaches so often

to get to where she wants to be? She should contact National

Express - they go direct to almost everywhere!...

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Bedtime bottle helps baby sleep (Mail). Well, it certainly

works for daddy. Different bottle mind...

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The only person I know who can hold a note longer than 

Shirley Bassey is my dad. I can't remember when he last 

opened his wallet...

(Should have said Russell Watson, then I could have 

gone on about the ageing tenor in his wallet)

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What's the difference between a Minister and a PRIME Minister?

A PRIME Minister can be divided evenly only by one and himself.

("So why the fuck doesn't he live at Number 11?"...)

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Gloss Le Tissier was a great player. But he's sure taken the gloss off it

recently. No wonder he's now called Matt...

Yet another disturbed human being - they really are coming out of the

woodwork these days. Seems like Trump's opened the floodgates... #ConspiracyNutters

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