Happy Easter...

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"HOW d'you make a hot

bun cross, dad?" - "Put caramel

or cheese in it, son"...

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(17 Syllables)

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Why are civil servants in plum jobs called mandarins?

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 19)

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With so much working from home, civil service workplaces

are more like 'on-and-off-and-on-and-off-ices' these days...

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No only has Boris Johnson been banned from Russia, but Putin's

just been banned from our squash club. He's got two weeks to

appeal the decision. Two weeks more than he deserves, if you ask me...

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Were platinum blondes stereotypically considered 'dumb'

as platinum is one of the, er, denser elements?...

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I wonder if Boris has got third-party insurance? He's only been 

done for ONE so far, but who knows? Could be costly.

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Jesus turned water into wine - MIRACLE! 

I made a Horlicks of a cup of coffee - NO MIRACLE. 

I didn't die - MIRACLE!

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The Wall, BBC 1: watching Ramadanny Dyer on

Easter Saturday - the joys of living in a multi-faith society... (Not that I did - gotta maintain my mews cred)

Can't stand Easter eggs - I avoid them religiously ♱

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