Wednesday, April 13, 2022

"The damp course" (according to my brother, the builder)

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"I'm not going to say
sorry for feeding my kids 
Heinz soup" - "Knorr should you!"...

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(In the soup for serving Heinz? Imagine!: 17 Syllables)
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FRED ASTAIRCASE - Roger Bannister's partner?
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Enough, already! Amber. like children, should be seen and
not Heard. And the same goes for Johnny. This whole $100m
trial is Depplorable...
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WILL SMITH SLAPS PM...with a £50 fixed penalty notice.
Couldn't that have been arranged, just to brighten our lives?
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I think we've all had a bellyful of pregnant Rihanna pics. A
big, big bellyful...
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A cost of living crisis, Covid, the Ukraine war...and astrologers
tell us we won't be this 'lucky' again till 2188? What planet are
they living on?...
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Jupiter and Neptune not meeting again in the constellation of
Pisces until 2188 means we won't be this lucky again till then,
you say? Sorry, but you're talking out of Uranus...
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The PM's £50 Covid fine: justice? Maybe. But 'ONLY JUST'ice.
He's pretty much got away with it. Only the lack of an obvious 
replacement is enabling Johnson to stay in office. What a feckless
bunch of mediocrities. Maybe we get what we deserve?...
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