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Ethereum is a decentralized, open-source
blockchain with smart contract functionality...
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Where can you find 'dick'tionaries? - In 'labia'ries. (Sexual) reference labiaries.
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I hear electric cars are silent - but I can't hear silent electric
cars. Weird...
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Who knew Johnny Depp and Amber Heard loved courting so much?
High Court, Crown Court, Supreme Court - who knows where it'll end?
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RWANDERLUST - strong desire to be flown to East Africa...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 17)
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No man is an island, but Harry & Meghan's son could well be an Archie pelago.
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When a woman gets married, she often takes her husband's name.
When she gets divorced she often takes it in vain...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 13)
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When getting married, my wife said she wanted a double-barrelled
surname to maintain her independence. As soon as I dared query this,
she proceeded to give me both of them in no uncertain terms!...
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Listening to Priti Patel's defence of her immigration policy in the
Commons was as uncomfortable an experience as my recent root
canal treatment. The only thing going for it was that it was a good
deal cheaper... #PritiVile
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