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Macaroni v.
Penne: seems the French found them
BOTH hard to swallow...
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(Presidential election: 17 Syllables)
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(2)NA FISH JOKES...
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(1) "I'm not sure this is the right quai," said the piano tuna.
(2) Are a piano tuna's scales always pentatonic?...
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Name That Tuna: which of these fish's scales can be pentatonic:
the skipjack tuna's, the yellowfin tuna's or the piano tuna's?...
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"I love a well-dressed salad" - "So you're into haute cuisine?" -
"No, haute couture. And just look at the jacket on this potato.
Designer, if I'm not mistaken"...
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"I've got this rather unsightly lump on my side I can't get rid of, doctor.
Had it for years. I've tried everything" - "It's your husband, Mrs Jones".
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If GPs do pass any motions at their national conference next month,
I wonder where they'll send them off to be analysed?...
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How soon before the whole diversity thing goes full circle and TV
adverts featuring happy families and married couples will dare to
use Caucasians and heterosexuals again?...
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