Friday, April 22, 2022

Now pass the remote, dummkopf...

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"I can't spell LEITH" - "You
just did!" (It's "i before e,
except by the sea!")

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(17 Syllables)
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NEWS AT TENNIS - Wimbledon bans Russian and Belarusian players.
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24-hour Rowling news - is she never out of the headlines?...
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Covid hasn't gone away yet - there are still thousands of
cases in Britain's airports. I packed a couple of them myself.
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Covid hasn't gone away yet - there are still thousands of cases
in Britain's airports - about half of them in Baggage Reclaim!
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My CD Chopin Liszt... ------------------------ Bach, Bartok, Beethoven, Berlioz, Bizet, Brahms, Britten, Bruckner... ------------ a veritable B's knees of classical composers...
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...and the genie granted me 3 wishes. I won't tell you what
they were, but the answers were: 1) Boris Johnson, 2) Princes Harry, 3) Donald Trump... ...whereupon the genie disappeared. Closely followed, I hope,
by...well, you can guess the rest, I imagine...
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