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Hitting the bottle:
not so much 'taking a swig'
as taking a swing?...
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I've just fired nanny. Turns out my bun in the
oven was self-raising...
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Can't wait for this week's Have I Got News For You and
Ian Hislop's take on Channel 4's Private Eye-sation!...
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Seems like Augusta's working as an (18-hole) course of
antibiotics for the Tiger: he's getting better by the day!
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Enough now! Time to attack Putin militarily - whatever
the consequences. Better to die with a clear conscience
than live with the knowledge we never did our best to
prevent so many unimaginable atrocities...
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