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"This is just the borscht,"
said Hans, my German host, "the
wurst is yet to come"...
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(17 Syllables)
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"I don't like those girls in Little Mix," I told John. He
obviously didn't believe me. "Pull the other one," he
laughed. "I did," I replied, "but I didn't like HER, either."
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Sienna Miller says she froze her eggs when she turned
40. My wife said she preferred hers scrambled, and she
had them in bed with salmon. I remember it well...
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Could it be the difference between a skincare scan and
a skincare scam is £200-£300?...
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He may have left the BBC now, but did Dan Walker
start off as a runner?...
BBC <------ Dan Walker ------> C5 (Dare I suggest that
when he leaves the Beeb, he does so in a Sinclair C5?
Or might he end up disappearing just as quickly?)
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Shock horror: Thyme and Sage Antiseptic Wipes score
only 3/10 in Good Health survey! It seems thyme may
not be the great healer, after all...
"And as for that Myrrh Mouthwash, it's shit!" - "WASH
YOUR MOUTH OUT!" - "Sure, but not with that shit!"
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Jacob Rees-Mogg insists Boris Johnson made NO DELIBERATE
EFFORT to deceive Parliament over Partygate. Of course he didn't
- it required no effort at all, deliberate or otherwise: being economical
with the truth is something that comes naturally to our Prime Minister.
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