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How does a non-dom practise safe sex? With a 

non-dom condom: 'if it's not on, it's just not on!'

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How does a non-dom practise safe sex? With a

non-dom condom: 'if you can't put it off, put it on!'

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You want Bridget to return? Sorry, Renee, but the world's 

moved on. Sort of. Seems Phoebe Dynevor's in talks to star 

in a rip-off - they want to call it Bridgerton Jones's Diary...

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Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Priti Heartless.

#RwandaShame. And this government is meant to represent me?

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