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I know most people
don't like 'whataboutism',
but hey, "WHAT A BOUT!"
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(17 Syllables)
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What's the difference between a Prime Minister and a Prime
Number? A Prime Number would rather live at Number 11...
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Is, or is not, Boris Johnson still an asset to his Party?
Me, I reckon he's 'a bit of' an asset - the 'ass' bit...
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These new pills you take just before sex, I wonder if
they're like the ones I take just before six?...
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HRT? Not only does Penny Lancaster's supportive husband
Rod Stewart want to talk about it, he wants to sing about it,
too: Every Beat of My HRT, This Old HRT of Mine, I's a
HRTache. OK, we get it, Rod...
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"Who the hell would want to be in his shoes?" I used to say
of Rishi Sunak. But now I've actually seen the shoes - £600
Prada trainers - the answer is "ME!"...
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