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Mum says I'm a nutter.
Dad says I'm an utter disgrace.
I guess that makes me anutterdisgrace...
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Not all love stories end happily - some end in marriage. No-
fault marriages, if you will. So it's only fair that we can now
apply for no-fault divorces...
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It's not red tape that's causing all these visa delays - it's unread
tape, I fear. So many forms to fill, so many pages left unread.
And I though Whitehall farces were a thing of the past...
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Don't plant daffs, people! Your kids might get ill. Daffod-ill!
(According to St Blaise town council, at least) #BunchOf...Nutters
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A gluten-free, vegetarian 兀, winner of the British Pi Awards,
is judged to be 3.14159265 times tastier than all the others!
I'm more of a steak & kidney man, myself...
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