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BROKEN LEG-ACY:
looks like I've inherited
my grandad's crutches...
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Yippee! I've just been accepted as a member of DENSA!
Mind you, I'm not really sure what that means. I think
that's what swung it for me...
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Talk about the punishment fitting the crime: Kurt Zouma
should consider himself lucky the cat o'nine tails has been
consigned to history...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 22)
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The Teeny-Weeny Sweeney? The West Midlands Plod: not
so much 'The Sweeney Todd', more 'The Sweeney Toddlers'?
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Another 'marriage'? Whenever Silvio Berlusconi promises
to love someone 'forever', I'm not sure whether he means
Friday week or the following Monday. Whichever's the
cheaper, probably. Poor woman - in either case, it'll
probably SEEM like forever...
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Fracking in the UK is too risky because we have too dense
a population, apparently. I can well believe it. If you want
proof as to HOW dense we are, just take a look at who we
voted in as Prime Minister. 'Nuff said...
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