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Inflation hits a
ten-year high. Wow! MY highs don't
last nearly as long...
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(17 Syllables)
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Leading the Queen down the aisle is one thing - leading
the country up the garden path quite another. In this case
two wrongs DO make a right: a RIGHT ROYAL COCK-UP!...
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"I've just caught my first fish" - "BRILL!" - "No, trout."
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HOMOPHONE - Elton John's mobile... (Just a joke -
you have to be so careful these days. I like Elton, for the
record. For ALL his records, come to think of it, haha)
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"We'll now concentrate on killing you in THESE areas only,"
say the Russians. Peace talks, my arse...
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Please find an alternative means of payment: my wife was
quite surprised when her card was declined. She never
realised NOUNS could be declined, as well as verbs...
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Such a shame the Queen let Andrew Marr Prince Philip's
memorial service. Wasn't Sophie Raworth available?...
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