Putin...

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A president, not

a king. Came close, though: he's a

***king president...

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Lia, Lia, pants on fire! For transgender swimmer Lia Thomas

to say she doesn't have an unfair advantage over her fellow

competitors makes an utter travesty of female sport. In ALL

other respects, good luck to her...

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Giving an address to Congress is one thing, telling them

whose it is and including the zip code is quite another...

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My wife knocked me out last night with a single punch.

There was FAR too much rum in it!...

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"Not sure where little Tommy gets his energy from," sighs 

mummy. "Gulf states, probably," explains dad, "says he 

want nothing to do with Russia now"...

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Ed Sheeran's copyright battle: why oh why oh why is it

taking so long?...

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RACHAEL BLACKMORE!!! A jockey I ought to back more!!!

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