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It wasn't a stork
we needed when you were born,
but a bloody crane!...
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(17 Syllables)
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How CAN trans women cyclists compete against women
if they're never on their cycle?...
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Mother's Day: every year, my dad says the same thing to me:
"for once in your life, son, try and spoil your mother, and
not her DAY!" And every year I get it wrong. Sorry, mum...
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Damien Hirst's factory workers are told not to make eye
contact with him. MY advice would be not to make eye
contact with his WORK. Not a fan...
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Naomi Pohl, the first general secretary of the Musicians'
Union, has received hundreds of sex abuse claims,
apparently. Just hope the attacks weren't orchestrated.
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Do trans women have men'strual cycles?...
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To a mother now long since departed,
A "mummy" so warm and kind-hearted,
You battled your tumour
With courage and humour
And a wisdom and love you've implanted, x
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(Never speak ill of the dead, but this is a work of
fiction. My parents imparted no love whatsoever.
A skill they appear to have passed on to me)
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"Possessions don't make you happy, people do," said
Prince Philip (MoS). He was only partly right. As any
poet will attest, words set in a certain order become
much valued mental possessions, and provide
inestimable joy.
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"Possessions don't make you happy, people do," said
Prince 'Fillip'. For that's exactly what his constant
presence by her side gave his wife...
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Indig-nation after nation after nation: 'King Charles?
***king Charles, more like,' seems to be the
Commonwealth Caribbean's attitude to the monarchy
as it looks to the future...
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