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KEEP BALM AND CARRY
ON - it takes more than the odd
chapped lip to stop ME!...
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What should an Englishman do if his stiff upper
lip's chapped? - KEEP BALM AND CARRY ON!
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 19: 17 Syllables)
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Wow, such ugly and expensive shoes! Don't expect ME to
foot the bill. Bill the foot!...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 24 (anon))
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People are always said to have died 'after a brave battle with
cancer'. Has anyone ever passed away after a cowardly one?
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Is Julian Assange now being kept under WEDlock and key?
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My wife couldn't wait to ditch refined carbs, but she's dead
keen on vulgar fractions! Can't take her anywhere!...
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I'm surprised Rachel Reeves didn't attack Alice's tax bands.
Maybe she quite likes 'em?...
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No wonder footballers have got so much energy - they're the
only ones who can afford any these days...
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When it comes to fighting inflation, I'm not sure a tax is the
best form of defence...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 20)
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SITTING ON DE FENCE - NATO continues to avoided
making tricky decisions...
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Noddy Holder of High Office: listening to the Chancellor
delivering his Spring Statement, Boris Johnson did indeed
resemble Churchill. The nodding dog...
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