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Like villain, like son:
the rotten apple never
falls far from the tree...
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(17 Syllables)
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NO MATTER WHAT WE SAY ABOUT HIM, YOU CAN BE PRETTY
SURE THE LATE, GREAT SHANE WARNE WILL BE SPINNING IN
HIS GRAVE. IT'S WHAT HE DID... RIP.
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PLANET EARTH, 2022. How are we doing, God?
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Songwriters claim Ed Sheeran is 'a magpie who borrows ideas
from other artists'. That's not being a Magpie - that's being a
tit. An ornithological inaccuracy, surely?...
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RIP, rip it king. You lived life to the full, and now you're Warne
out. Thanks for the fun...
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As far as affecting the Russian economy is concerned, little old
me refusing to buy any of their goods (ok, vodka) or services is
but a tiny prick. But hey, if everyone does the same, it might
just help bring down that biggest of all pricks...
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but is Dr Michael Mosley saying so
many of us are OVERWEIGHT because so many of our politicos
are LIGHTWEIGHT?...
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"You kissed a frog and turned it into a prince? Big deal. I found
£10,000 and turned it into a cop" - "Wow! Did someone claim
the money?" - "Yeah, some prince. Claimed he was a frog, too"
Abraca-f**king-dabra!...
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It took my Monstera deliciosa (Swiss cheese plant) about five
years to grow to feet. But now it can walk everywhere...
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I took a photo of Diana once. But David Bailey's is better.
Head and shoulders better...
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Busts are head and shoulders better than full-length statues.
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My wife reads me like a book. Though why she has to lick
her fingers when she turns me over, God only knows. Maybe
she thinks it'll lead to a happy ending. It rarely does...
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