Meals throw in (or thrown over, if you're crap)

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if after dinner

speakers believe in free speech,

how much do they charge?

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how much do after

dinner speakers charge if they

believe in free speech?

(17 Syllables)

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The apple never falls far from the tree - doesn't have to

pay windfall tax, either. About time this Government got

it's finger out. Granny Smith's laughing her head off!...

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Ditch the bottle? Not a problem. I ditched it years ago!

Boxed wines only, and I've never looked back...

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How many is it now? 13? It's hard to keep abreast 

of Katie Price's boob jobs...

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TERROR FIRMA - Planet Earth these days...

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20 parties are still interested in buying Chelsea FC, 

apparently. That's almost as many as were held in

No 10 over the Christmas period...

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I was offered some free sea-fishing the other day. 

"Free? What's the catch?" I asked. "Mackerel, mostly. 

Turbot, if you're lucky," they replied...

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THE GLUECOSE DIET - so easy to stick to!...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 5)

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Have you ever seen an ugly dog? No, me neither. Are 

facelifts pretty stupid? Of course they're not - they're

UGLY stupid! Raging against ageing, THAT'S what's

pretty stupid. Be pretty, not stupid. Acceptance is

beauty. Just saying. THE END.

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Mike Bushell's is always crooked, and Andrew Marr 

has cut all his. What is it with ties and the BBC?...

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Maybe Keir Starmer's definition of a 'woman' lost

something in trans-lation?...

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