A Greggs double-decker...

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A Greggs clothing range? 

Whatever next? Spuds in their

designer jackets?...

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Can't help but wonder

if this 'Greggs clothing range' will 

include pork pie hats...

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('XXXLent idea!" say most of Greggs' customers, between mouthfuls) 

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Ode to Thomas Markle...

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Like a rumpled old bear with a thorn in its paw,

He cursed and he raged, then cursed a bit more...

"Oh, why did she marry

This prince they call Harry?"

Sighed this rumpled old bear (now a father-in-law)

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Sighed the rumpled old bear with a thorn in its paw.

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Rebel Wilson: not so much Rebel Without a Cause, more

'Rebel Without Applause'. I doubt she'll be asked back...

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Russian oligarchs or Saudi oilygarchs? I'm not sure there

IS a lesser of two evils when it comes to where the hell 

we get our oil from...

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