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My girlfriend reads me
like a book. A right good 'un -
she can't put me down!...
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(17 Syllables)
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"It was easy to put my finger on why I performed poorly in
Australia," says Ben Stokes. Of course it was - it had been
operated on twice and he could put it on anything now...
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Many an actor is like a curate's egg - only good in parts.
Speaking parts. But not Volodymyr Zelensky. He's good
in real life, too. Bloody brilliant, in fact...
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"Bloody ugly house," said my builder. Mum told me you
should always get two quotes from builders, but I decided
to pass on the second one...
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"Kangaroo court makes Bercow hopping mad". Well, it
made ME laugh. (The verdict's today - no wonder he's feeling,
er, 'jumpy', haha...)
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