Monday, March 21, 2022

You can't say fairer than that...

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I've no idea how
old my girlfriend is, but she
doesn't look her age... 

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(17 Syllables)
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Sheep are dumb - both Ewe and Ram...
The only one who wrote was Lamb (1775-1834)
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CHOC ABSORBERS - what a Ferrari Rocher has?
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Yippee! Sunshine! Hope it lasts till Easter - who doesn't
deserve some VERY, VERY hot cross buns this year?...
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Could GPSystem be used to help track down a GP who's
actually willing to see me?...
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Why exactly DOES Norway buy so much English wine? 
"Because it's afjordable?"...
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Hard times: I walked into the local milliner's and asked
for an energy price cap, but the only one they had was
WAY too expensive, so I settled for a pork pie hat.
Comfort food...
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