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Dad's so musical,
he even FARTS in the key
of G-flat major...
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(17 Syllables)
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Today's 'Fuck Putin' specials...
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CHICKEN KYIV - chicken Kiev, four pieces.
CHICKEN KYV - chicken Kiev, five pieces.
CHICKEN KYVI - chicken Kiev, six pieces.
CHICKEN KYVII - chicken Kiev, seven pieces.
CHICKEN KYVIII - enough, already!
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A joke - but not a humerus one...
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Remember when a fibula and tibia met atarsal once
for dinner? What a threesome that turned out to be!
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Sorry, but I hate the 4 x 100m, the 4 x 200m and the 4 x
400m. (I'll probably get trolled now for being a relay racist)
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I come from a long
line of haikuists. Or should
that be three short lines? (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 17)
(To show what idiots they are, they couldn't even publish that in 5-7-5)
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