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Clown Court: where Boris-

bashers would give anything

to see him end up?... 

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(This was 'Partygate'. He seems to be redeeming 

himself with his handling of the Ukraine crisis)

(17 Syllables)

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How appropriate (but indescribably sad) that Pancake 

Day should be dominated by a tosser: Putin.

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Why do train operators insist on calling price increases 

'fare hikes'? They're f***ing UNfair hikes, if you ask me.

(Rail commuter rails against COST of commuting)

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ONE IN A PILLION - I'm in love with the girl right behind me...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 1)

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Petrol hits £1.50. Driver hits wife. Wife hits son. Son hits the

bottle. I believe it's called the law of unintended consequencies.

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'Being willing to fail releases us from many expectations 

and anxieties'. Someone send a copy of Delia Smith's book

to the 'full Tonto', pronto!... #fulltontoputin

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