Monday, March 14, 2022

A list of [sic] jokes...

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I FEAL [SIC] - a bit of a bad spel [sic], is it?

SEE [SIC] - shouldn't have booked that cruise, mate.

[SIC] TRANSIT GLORIA MUNDI - [this] passes the glory of the world.

AS A PAROT [SIC] - you're out of order, chum!

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- you're Brahms and (a short) List again, dad!...

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"Every single person on this planet has a fundamental right
to get this vaccine" - Meghan. The only thing is, she doesn't
go on to say which planet she's actually on these days...
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No wonder Harry won't be coming over for his grandad's
thanksgiving service. I doubt there's much transport
available from whichever planet he's on these days...
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See what happens when you try to get to work on a 
penny farthing, Jeremy Vine? It costs me £4.90 these
days. But at least I don't get a black eye!...
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Fed up with Boris, but not sure how we'd fare without
him? How about a Keirtaker government, just to see 
how it goes?...
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Unlike William of Orange, Prince Harry will never be 
king. So, what the heck, if he wants to dress up as Harry
of Orange for a few minutes, good luck to him - it's as 
close as he'll get... #InvictusGamesNetherlands
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Fracking doesn't half lead to heated discussions. If only
we could learn how to harness that heat!...
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Enjoying yourself is important. Makes it so much easier
to enjoy someone else...
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