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Sending Prince Andrew
to Coventry's really not
fair on Coventry...
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(17 Syllables)
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She's married to such a great fella,
With a daughter, the young Gabriella,
But now (as we've seen)
The brave Nazanin's
Due a life we all hope will be STELLAR!
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Not sure how good the 'once-feted but ill-fated' Roman
Abramovich's English is, but he's sure learning about
'homophones' the hard way...
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I hope Lang Lang's going to support the 800 sacked staff
and never play the P&O again! - "It's 'piano', you fool!"
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Now she's single again, will we be seeing the publicity-
shy Denise Van Outen about again soon?...
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Memo to Kurt Zouma: looking after cats is a habit you
should consider kicking... #RSPCA
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Well, I'll be dammed! Belvoirs are making a comeback!
Maybe a certain castle has a moat they could swim in?...
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P & O Ferries suspend services, crews go completely
overboard... #VERYVERYCROSSCHANNELcrews
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If he really wants to do the world a favour whilst he's in
Moscow, couldn't the admirable Steve Rosenberg, BBC
Russia Editor - a highly accomplished pianist - arrange
an audience with President Putin and honour him with
a recital of suitably ambient music? Remaining bellicose
in such circumstances would be nigh on impossible.
We've tried just about everything else...
(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, March 20)
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