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A comic who was once quite a silly 'un
Is suddenly a man in a million...
No longer hilarious
He's now deadly serious
And a leader who's rather Churchillian.
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 18)
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Dizzee Rascal, my
arse. Time to change your name to
Dizzee Abuser...
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(Guilty as charged: 17 Syllables)
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The Cardiff Philharmonic refusing to play Tchaikovsky?
That's not even virtue-signalling - it's VIRTUOSO-
signalling! Give us a break from such madness...
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An honorary knighthood for Volodymyr Zelensky? After
the ennoblement of Gavin Williamson?... Would there
ever have been as <--- big ---> a gap in the history of big
gaps between the respective merits of two recipients of
the same honour? What the f*ck does a knighthood mean
these days? It would come across as more of an insult.
How soon before I can buy one in Poundland?...
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"Grab your coat, you've pulled!" said the lad in the
nightclub. "Little ol' me?" exclaimed Miss Piggy, "glory
be, so THIS is how it feels to be pulled pork!"...
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Yes, pigs are intelligent, but has anyone bothered to
work out what the oinks and grunts of the more
cerebrally-challenged male chauvinist pigs mean yet?
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Volodymyr Zelenski used to be a comedian. A good one. So
none of his jokes were ever as UNFUNNY as our current PM's
- who still IS a comedian. But a poor one. Here are 3 of Johnson's
jokes: Nadine Dorries, Priti Patel and Liz Truss. None of this is funny.
Nor is it meant to be. I'm embarrassed for our country. At a time of
crisis, what a disastrous hand we've been dealt.
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