IT'S A MIRROR-cle!...

Fuck me! Alice has just climbed

through that looking-glass!...

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(17 Syllables)

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I'm not saying my newsagent's a nutter, but...how many

newsagents put your paper on the scales and ask "how

many?" And when you reply "half a lb, please," they 

throw in a couple of extra pages?...

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Samantha Markle: not so much Prince Harry's sister-in-

law, more his sister-in-lawcourt. Sad...

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As Kate Garraway is (hopefully) finding, thyme isn't

the only great healer - there's also honeyberry, rosemary

and marsh mallow, and a whole lot more...

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People in glass houses shouldn't throw parties...

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Rock Till We Drop? Right up my Tin Pan Alley!

How about 'Geri Atrick & The Rocking Chairs'?

Can I be on maracas? (edited version)

(Vincent Hefter, Weekend Magazine, March 12)

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