VOLODYMYR ZELENSKY
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"COMETH THE HOUR, COMETH THE MANGO!"
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PUTIN? HE'S F***ING BANANAS!
(forgive the fruity language)
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STAY STRONG!
---- one mango is worth any number of bananas ----
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exercise may be
meat and drink to me - but what
is it to vegans?...
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(17 Syllables)
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I used to look up to Imran Khan when he was a cricketer.
Now he's signing trade deals with Russia. Just goes to
show: never judge a book by its cover drive...
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EPONYMOUSE - Mickey's happy to give his name to anything!
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Liz Truss once said the last thing she wanted to be was
Foreign Secretary. Let's hope she gets her wish...
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What do I like to wear in bed? NOTHING! What do I
like my wife to wear? ME OUT, haha! (I live in hope)
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Is forging a chef's signature dish a crime? (If I end up
doing porridge, I hope it's not Heston Blumenthal's.
It's got snails in it!)
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The fruit fly was desperate for something to drink. Suddenly
it saw some fruit on the ground, and it knew it was saved. It's
just as they say: "cometh the hour, cometh the mango"...
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