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Will I lose much on
a soup and shake diet? Depends
on how long you shake!...
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F1 testing: final day:
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Daniel Ricciardo: tested positive.
All the other drivers: tested negative.
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Testing completed... #Covid19
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Prince Harry may well have attended a rodeo recently, but the
only thing HE seems to mount these days is legal challenges...
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20 parties are still interested in buying Chelsea FC, apparently.
"Bring a bottle or cocktail?" asks No 10, excitedly...
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Elon Musk and Grimes's first two children are called
'X' and 'Y'. Someone had better warn them that their
next one's in danger of becoming Russia's symbol of
ultra-nationalist obeisance... #Z
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I hope to God someone takes Putin out soon. And I
don't mean for tea...
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If you want to know how to define a woman, look it
up in the 'dick'tionary, for Christ's sake. Or, as my
wife prefers to call it, the 'labia'ry...
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The Fall of the Roman Empire: how embarrassing for
Roman Abramovich! Stripped of his ownership of
Premier League Chelsea by League Two politicians...
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It's an effing WAR! It's not a military offensive.
I find the term 'military offensive'
offensive...
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The name's Bond. James Bond. (He/him)
Utter lunacy (but utter it quietly)
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AQUAMATION: H20 - it's the way2go!...
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