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The next World Cup's soon -
though I doubt we'll even reach
the Qatar-finals...
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The next World Cup should be fun, though I doubt
England will get further than the Qatar-finals...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 29)
(17 Syllables)
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LOOS CHANGE - what you need if you want to spend a penny.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 29)
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Eating the same food every day's not as healthy as eating sesame
SEEDS ever day... #MrsBeckhamPoshNosh
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An eye for an eye, etc: don't take Will Smith's gong off him, just
slap HIM...with a fine, haha...
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Bugger! Turns out Rishi's 'money tree' is nothing more than a ten-
a-penny Sumac. Very pretty, but not exactly laden with fivers.
Easy mistake to make...
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I've always said I wouldn't like to be in Rishi Sunak's shoes, but
having seen his £335 sneakers, I'm beginning to change my mind.
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Roman Abramovich poisoned! Has one of Putin's oligarchs
suddenly become one of his oligARCH-ENEMIES?...
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Teaching English as a foreign language, I was once asked to
explain what the expression 'ON ICE' meant. 'IN ABEYANCE',
I said. Lesson over, I then asks the students what their
favourite TV programme was. As one, they replied:
"DANCING IN ABEYANCE', sir...
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