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if the M4 is
the route of all evil, what
the hell is money?...
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(17 Syllables)
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Maybe former Education Secretary "Sir" Gavin Williamson
could go back to something he's far better qualified for:
do any schools require a knight watchman?...
(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, March 6)
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Boris has got a 6-point plan - and so have Norwich: two
more away wins before the end of the season. Not sure if
either plan will succeed, to be honest...
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It once cost a former Russian minister's wife £160,000 to play
a clown - at tennis. I wonder what playing the clown will
eventually cost the clown himself?... #Boris
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Allowing Russian sportspeople to compete as 'neutrals' is the
equivalent of changing the label on a bottle of Russian vodka
just before taking a swig from it - a load of absolute bollocks!
(No disrespect to Absolut Vodka, which is great, by the way)
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The Duchess of Cambridge may well be descended from goat
breeders, but I doubt she can tell the difference between an
Anglo-Nubian and a Norland Nanny!...
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It may well take only nine minutes to charge a phone soon - but
I bet it'll still take weeks to charge any Partygate wrongdoers!
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Chips are now our most chucked-away takeaway, a study has
revealed - but the one on my shoulder's going nowhere fast, OK?
Just sayin... (Nor the one on Nikita Mazepin's...nor the one on
Nick Hancock's...nor the one on (etc)...)
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